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Vegas Sperm Clinic

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways and upside down
by Ethabmen May 28, 2025
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Vegas Brandy

Vegas Brandy: Noun-

A version of “the other woman” when a wife is separated from her husband, he now has a girlfriend, and the wife has sex with her husband who is cheating on his girlfriend.
I just slept with Mike again, and now I’ve become a Vegas Brandy.
by Peacock Shane November 9, 2025
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013
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aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes
Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!
by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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erick velasquez

The name Erick means "ever-ruler" or "ruler of the people"

An Erick is often of Spanish / Latin decent. He is a thoughtful, kind and extremely generous species, often with gorgeous dark sparkling eyes and black hair. Erick is the most intelligent man to grace the earth, known especially for his abilities in math and engineering. An Erick can have any girl he wants, but tends to favour redheads.

Erick is also known for being physically perfect, and he attracts attention for his body wherever he goes. Erick is the best lover in the world, and really knows how to satisfy his woman! Everyone loves Erick.
Erick is a sexy beast. HE HAS A 13" LONG VAJON N IS EXTREMELY TALLENTED WHEN IT COMES TO FUCKING IN THE ASSHOLE
mmmmmm I can't wait to taste Erick Velasquez!
by THE BOY AIDEN H January 4, 2018
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