Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Dirty Dracula (Vaginal Vampire)

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus, while she is on her period.

Bill gave that girl a dirty dracula on the first day of her period.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

Vegetarian Vampire

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.

Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.

by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009

psychic vampire

one who uses subtle persuasion techniques and passive aggrassive behavior to manipulate other while taking the high road to self-righteous indignation.

these "psychic vampires" usually misuse the term when labeling someone a psychic vampire and are typically the real psychic vampires themselves.

Good Dude: "Hey, since I made coffee yesterday so it could be ready for you once you got ready, would you put a pot on while I hop in the shower?"

Real Psychic Vampire: "Fuck you, you psychic vampire, you only did something nice for me yesterday so I would be in your pocket today and could guilt me into making you coffee!"

GD: "Dude, you asked me yesterday the same way I'm asking you today, as a nice favor, but whatever man, if you're going to get bent out of shape I can just make my own when I'm out. (under breath: Paranoid Fuck.)"

RPV: "Fine, Psychic Vampire."

by anabolic a August 26, 2006

Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

by i know cool things November 5, 2011

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.

"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."

by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009