Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

by Rich Jeaneret August 19, 2008

drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

by john2 December 14, 2007

dirty uncle

When your uncle kisses you and he tries to stick his tongue down your throat.

When I ran into Steve's dad the other day, he gave me a kiss and tried to slip me the dirty uncle.

by Lola Tracy July 16, 2008

uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

by butterluv October 25, 2006

undead

Anyone who shouldn't be alive, but are still living through the use of magic or excessive amounts of plastic surgery.

Undead may be spiritual, such as ghosts, or corporeal, such as vampires and zombies.

by Muhhrtallicaz January 9, 2008

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Uncle Torrence

Another name for BitTorrent, particularly in reference to getting a pirate copy of music/films/etc.

We don't get that TV show here, but my Uncle Torrence has got it for me, good old Uncle Torrence

by Oosh October 10, 2009