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Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
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kacy marie tubbs

1. an influencer, specializing in snapchat, although she posts content on instagram. one of the smartest, coolest, most epic coyotes. she is most well known for her obsession with harry styles, taylor swift, and other bisexual behavior. she is a hopeless romantic, with a great sense of humor and the feminism that makes that statement *not* a red flag. A voracious reader, kacy enjoys consuming media of all sorts. kacy marie tubbs is a great friend and a sensitive soul for all to enjoy.
person 1: woah, that taylor swift-loving girl with brown wavy hair used to have pink hair.

person 2: for real? she is also drinking a frappe from starbucks! must be a total girls' girl.
person 3: talk about a real kacy marie tubbs
by instainfluence August 31, 2022
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turban

George w. Bush: Let's bomb everyone who wears those turbans!
by Arafat lives! December 26, 2004
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Cock Turban

When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.
"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."
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run it back turbo

When the international banking cartel, IMF and other nefarious actors conspire to cause a temporary drop in the price of bitcoin during a bull market, and users respond by buying up the cheap coins and driving the price rapidly back up.
A: Bitcoin just dropped 10 percent.
B: Buy the dip. Run it back turbo.
by Hodlerism September 9, 2021
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turbo fag

n-A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.
The Student Council of certeain New England Boarding School is full of turbo fags, actually they are turbo fag 9000s. (see turbe fag 9000)
by Anonymous March 4, 2003
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woah there turbo

what you say to someone when you want them to chill out.
Woah there turbo, don't be getting up in meh grillz!
by effin a cotton January 19, 2010
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