Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup then considered a smoothie? This isn't a submission it's an actual question

Is it though? Is a tomato that got turned into ketchup considered a smoothie?

by Mango is straight'nt 420 January 2, 2020

Tomato X isashar

The best ship even above tomato X Edm

If you ship tomato X Edm you probably wash your face with hand soap

Tomato X isashar is the best ship ever

by Rainer_nobody February 20, 2021

Tomato munch

Eating a girl out on her period

Hey babe, I’m not afraid to get down and tomato munch. You in?

by TremblesAK August 21, 2020

tomato

the most awesome thing in the world

tomatos are yummy

by tomatolovererererererrerer June 14, 2021

Tomato Apple Drink

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.

guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''

by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020