Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.

Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?

by Manic Decree November 27, 2018

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

homo with pussy

Lesbian or just someone who is scared and a fag with know common sense of norms because they are gay and expressing themselves is the best way to go about it and they are respected by me and everyone else who has an adequate amount of knowledge except when they are being a pussy

Bob - That guy is a gay rights activist and he is a homosexual, but he wouldn't go skydiving with me.
Joe - He is a homo with pussy. I like him but he needs to man up!

by fatrea March 14, 2016

birkin pussy

Birkin pussy is the holy grail of pussy and birkin. When she’s the top tier of all the birkin. No other birkin bitch can touch her.

Damnnnn, he got that birkin pussy.

by Birkin pussy creator February 13, 2019

Pussy Dibs

A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.

"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"

by WordSwain February 16, 2015

pussy submarine

When the forearm of a person is shoved elbow deep into a vagina

I sent my pussy submarine into the unexplored depths of this chick last night.

by Loaded questions January 3, 2014

Stroller Pussy

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.

clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy

by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011