Shit the Bed 

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “

Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!

Shit the Bed by Night-crew December 15, 2021

Shit the Walls 

• Southern slang / exaggeration on an expected or unexpected EXTREME poo which is so extreme that the walls could fall victim.

• So much poo that the walls are covered

I’m about to shit the walls after eatin’ Marlene’s left overs

Shit the Walls by TLTL May 10, 2022

Shit the bed 

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

Shit the bed by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

shit the bed 

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

shit the bed by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Shit the bed 

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

Shit the bed by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

Shit the Bed 

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

Shit the Bed by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

Shit the slit 

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

Shit the slit by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023