Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

ginger rod

Ginger rod is when your redheaded girl gives you head and right before you cum she grips your cock till it's red and then letc go and you blow it on her head

My gf gave me a ginger rod

by Ginger dick January 4, 2017

Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice

I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life

by Tbore February 20, 2021

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Rod

Different word for dick/weenie/tool known also as penis.

Richard is using his rod to pee. A rod is very useful!

by Studs_Ramrod68mr.weenie045 April 28, 2024