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Paradox

Two parallel lines intersecting. It's when you know you're right but also wrong.
Damn, the lives of Rao and Anuja is quite a paradox.
by Xyzzyx6969 April 20, 2018
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Paradoxical Gayisim

When a person becomes transgender just to like the same gender beforehand
yeah man, she’s got some paradoxical gayisim going on in her head.”
by cookie_eater3127 February 12, 2022
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
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Tak's Paradox

Tak's paradox is a theory created which states that teacher's care about mental health and want you to not work as hard as you do to get good grades. The problem with that is if you take a break, then you end up getting low grades on your assignments. Therefore, the theory states that students are always trapped in a constant loop of pain either cuz of low grades or because of high workload and stress.
The teachers didn't take Tak's paradox into consideration.
by Father Tak October 22, 2020
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.
After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.
by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023
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