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My Phone

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.
by Hym Iam April 1, 2022
mugGet the My Phonemug.

phone addict

often teenage and 20 something girls but can also be males, phone addicts are those people at a party or gathering they should be enjoying themselves at but instead are obsessed with their phone missing out on life, often placing themselves in a near impenetrable bubble. These addicts require the help of a friend, preferably a friend without a phone in their hand, who can teach them how to enjoy life.
"hello?.....hello?....pshh. phone addict.."

"oh haha what was that?"
by kid ak August 23, 2014
mugGet the phone addictmug.

Phone Junkie

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.
Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!
by The Gadd June 12, 2018
mugGet the Phone Junkiemug.

cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 28, 2011
mugGet the cell phonemug.

phone booth

An older form of communication from before mobile phones were so common. You didn't have to sign on for any of that "data plan" shit, they only cost a quarter to use, they had a handy little book filled with people's phone numbers in case you didn't know them, they didn't give you brain cancer, and they were easier for Superman to change in.
"Hmmmm, I could buy a cell phone and sign on for coverage and data plan, which would bleed me dry just so I can play crappy app games, or I could use the phone booth over there for just a fucking quarter. Decisions, decisions..."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 25, 2015
mugGet the phone boothmug.

Phone Tag

Phone tag is when someone starts a really big groupchat with a whole ton of people and the person thats "IT" will take and send a picture (usually a really bad picture) of another person in the groupchat and that person is now it and so on and so forth.it doesnt really stop though-
"bro i was trying to sleep but people kept tagging me in the phone tag groupchat. i litteraly got no sleep."
by RandomGirlDotCom April 25, 2022
mugGet the Phone Tagmug.

fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!
by Vaxen August 19, 2014
mugGet the fuck the phonemug.

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