Hired guns

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help

Why do we have to go with hired guns

by Workforce November 12, 2019

the pellet gun

The act of putting a plastic BB in your dick tip and masterbating until you ejaculate then BB shoots straight out

JOE : Dan what did you do last night

Dan : I did the pellet gun

by Christian2833 November 2, 2017

gun hugger

A firearms enthusiast.

Derek has an extensive collection of firearms that he owns and uses responsibly, he's such a gun hugger.

by Derek the Gun Hugger January 13, 2017

poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.

Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

zip gun

zip gun also known as the zip 22 is a gun a shit company made in 2012-2013 and it was so shit that an entire multi million dollar company went out of business.
The zip 22 can be seen in many video games you will know its the zip 22 since it does no FRICKING DAMAGE!!!.

Person 1: The zip gun is dog water.
Person 2: I have one million kills (IN GAME) with it.
Person 1: What is your kdr?
Person 2: negative 5 million

by Zip 22 User February 25, 2021

Attilla The Gun

A very Heavy band located in Fairmont, West Virginia. Usually so good you panties will fall off.

Damn! clean up on aisle pants! Attilla The Gun just spilled everywhere.

by WELOVEATTILLATHEGUN July 19, 2011

Naughty Gun

Positioning your middle and index fingers outward in the form of a handgun in order to stimulate female genitalia. Optional: thumb may be used for a clitoral stimulator and/or anal plug.

Eric: Jack! You'll never guess what happened last night.

Jack: Did you get a rim-job by a midget?

Eric: Naw dick, i gave that bitch Kati my naughty gun

by $ickBoy September 21, 2011