Bo Jonsson Grip

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.

- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

grip beast

Just some wild slang I just spotted in a TikTok comment.

"In a few years you can help her do other things she looks like she’s going to be a grip beast"
"Just a little grippy goblin hoping one day to fulfill the grip beast potential"

by AnonFox February 18, 2025

Grip G

Grip G —- $1000

Hoes bent me over fo’ a grip g when my sled took a shit on me.

by Qdogg locs April 15, 2021

Grip Killer

n. 1. a person of Tamil descent who bums cigarettes off people, usually dressed like a gangsta and talks like one, and also has a silly name (e.g. "Rahishgu is a Grip Killer".) 2. These people are called 'Grip Killers' because when your are smoking a cigarette (or 'bogie' as they like to call it), they will approach you, tilt their head and make a smoking gesture, and say, "Yo can I grip kills on your bogie yo?"
v. gripp-ed kills, gripp-ing kills, grip kills

Shahil: "Ay yo John what's good yo?"
Johnathan (having a cigarette): "Not too much Shahil, you?"
Shail: "Nah much yo, styll. (tilts his head and makes smoking gesture) Yo you got a bogie?"
Johnathan: "No this is my last one."
Shahil: "Truuuuuue. Can I grrrip kills off it then yo?"
Johnathan: "No, I don't like you "Grip Killer"."
Shahil (sucking his teeth in): Pssssst! Say word! (and walks away)

by gripkiller March 5, 2011

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022