Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

greasy lips reneaa

under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa

by 613.shady July 22, 2017

Greasy donught

When you wipe sweat around ones lips for comical humor

Give him a greasy donught lol.

by Bragging lol April 29, 2021

Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.

“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.

by jspam April 4, 2019

Greasy Fabreze

Absolutely stinking squelchy wet fart

I was sitting with my Girlfriend when she let out a Greasy Fabreze (fart) and emptied the room with the putrid smell!

by Dead Mans Fingers February 11, 2024

Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

Greasy

A scrub who doesn’t want commitment but gets jealous when you talk to someone else or ignore them

Boy why you actin so greasy we ain’t together

by Jefi February 19, 2021