AIMS Test

Acronym: Arizona's Instrument of Measuring Student Stupidity.
Definition: A test that in no way tests the ability of its students' brian-power or smartness.
See also: You're a tool.

I now feel like a tool for taking the aims test.

by T-Man November 4, 2003

National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

testacolies

Testacolies is the same as balls or nutsack

"that asshole just hit me in my testacolies"

by bud melba October 15, 2004

Testeroids

(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.

Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.

Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.

Casey: WTFO?

by Casekeibs April 21, 2010

testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.

I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.

by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012