Teen riots

Boys and Girls next door so full of angst.

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

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teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration

Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

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Bailey Teen

A young teenage girl who usually fails most of her classes hanging out with future prostitutes

“She is definitely failing”
“I know right, must be a Bailey Teen”

by CuppaDoe August 22, 2023

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Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

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Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.

"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."

by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023

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