travelling wilbury

A bloody penis 'on the road', typically resulting from intercourse with a female 'on the rag'.

A mobile whinnet (except blood rather than poo).

After having pounded a menstruating groupie, Rocket Ron tucked his penis into his black jeans. His jeans were specked with blood as the groupie had blown back on him with a powerful quebe.

He didn't have time to wash, and boarded the tour bus to the next gig. Ron had a travelling wilbury.

by phibes1789 January 19, 2008

iranian travler

when you skeet up a girls body and drag your balls smearing the skeet like the wind over the desert sand smearing the camels tracks and busting all over her face then smacking her with your balls and yelling "boom" when you hit her representing the bombs the iranian's take with them to blow up a city

i did a iranian travler on that hoe, now she got a black eye!

by snowyy April 27, 2007

traveon

Traveon is a beautiful woman, one of a kind deep hearted psycho lover. She gets what she wants even if the answer is no. Whoever meets this woman is a lucky guy very lucky to be exact. Very rare and exotic. She'll leave you breathless. You’ll find yourself on your toes with this girl, she’s full of excitement and surprise, she’s a challenge but not a bad one. This girl is hard to come by, if you’ve got this girl you’re the luckiest guy in the world, as she’s truly perfect. Once in love with her consider yourself locked due to the fact that her love is so deep she'll never let you leave.

Traveon is a wonderful confused woman.

by Lolalolalolaaaa December 19, 2016

travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

The Road Less Travelled

An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"

I personally enjoy buttseks.

Damn look at her road less travelled

by Method Gurl December 29, 2004

traveled to rio

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Travola

When a man or woman as gone beyond headcase and can not stop texting, stalking and crying over the him or her, aconstantly lieing to mates to try and act like he isn't a bitch. Can be extremely condagious and be caught as easily as the common cold.

He got so travola on that girl last night, she ended up calling the cops . Nick got so travola on that chick last night it was hectic.

by Tretree June 24, 2016