Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

by Bob90684 October 11, 2023

Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025

Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 5, 2022

Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

by Laughing at God February 15, 2021

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017