by Phone Dude May 31, 2016
Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!
by fav January 24, 2007
by Harry Potter's Daddy November 06, 2010
1. A young man without any ambition or job who leeches off of family, friends, or complete strangers for money, food, and a place to stay.
2. A man who eats all of your food while you are not looking.
2. A man who eats all of your food while you are not looking.
Cody is such a scarf dude, he drank my last Mountain Dew!
My sister's boyfriend is a real scarf dude! He lives with her and she pays for everything. He won't even get a job. What a complete loser!
My sister's boyfriend is a real scarf dude! He lives with her and she pays for everything. He won't even get a job. What a complete loser!
by Nevorick December 05, 2011
by bash court April 15, 2004
The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
by bighoss August 01, 2010
The amazingness that has become of our nation how people of america must greet each other for now on
by airsoftking22 April 29, 2016