Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.

Dude, swedish is such a complicated language

by RECA.V January 15, 2019

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha

by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019

Swedish meatball

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.

*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch

by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019

swedish fishin

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Swedish

Swedish is the name of swedens speakouts.

swedish "people" prefer xnxx instand of pornhub

1st - You know Magnus Uggla?
2th - what?
1st - The SWEDISH, MOTHERFUCKER SINGER MAGNUS UGGLA.
2th - oh, ofcourse. Yes.

by Mayor, MeMe. October 23, 2019