Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023

sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Sweateran

1) A person who wears heavy sweaters when it’s above 70 degrees outside.

2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.

Melissa is such a Sweateran, wearing that American flag sweater to the July 4th picnic.

by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023

cock swerver

a lesbian or woman who might be

man i showed that girl my dick and she wouldnt do nothin i thought she might be a cock swerver

look at that butch i bet she is a cock swerver

by Camen January 11, 2008

fancy sweater

one who is slightly metro-sexual with more of a European flare

wow Chris with his collar up and his hair slicked looks like one hell of a fancy sweater

by nataskirk February 23, 2009