stutter dick

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.

Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?

No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.

by 2ommy March 10, 2024

stuttercum

The same facial and verbal motion of a stutter as you're reaching climax.

I thought he was having an episode but it was just a case of stuttercum.

by ikandy-nz July 16, 2024

Smutter

To talk with food in your mouth in a disgusting and rude manner.

Although when I told him to stop smuttering he stopped.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

Sittered

One who has sat down and pooped themself

Taxxed has sittered himself

by shirten March 11, 2025

Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025