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Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.
1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.
by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009
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Speedfap

A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.
Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!
by clowndicks March 27, 2012
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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
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sam speed

help, sam speed just axe murdered someone, it was on the news!
by dannyhawes February 25, 2008
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surfers speedball

A combination of coffee and weed to help wake you and chill out . So you can be both awake and productive as well as relaxed .

The combination of two substances : in this case marijuana and a good cup of Joe .
Starbucks and a kush blunt , the perfect Surfers Speedball .

I'm going to have my Surfers Speedball and hit the beach .
by invasion252 April 1, 2011
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adirondack speedball

the combination of drinking a cup of coffee while smoking a bowl.
Not to worry broski, I'm having an adirondack speedball!
by thedogg11 June 10, 2011
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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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