Speedfap

A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.

Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!

by clowndicks March 27, 2012

Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

speedaphobia

Fear of going fast or doing the drug

by fat fuc May 14, 2003

forced speedfapping

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017

Speedfacing

It's the action of when someone makes the face that IShowSpeed made when a viewer who wanted to beat him in Fortnite for a prize said "Please Speed I need this", "My mom is kind of homeless". While breaking down in tears. Speed was attempting not to laugh. It is usually done when cringing at something

Bro: I sold the 10/10 Me: "speedfaces"
Bro: Bro why u speedfacing at me?

by senseij February 24, 2026