A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.
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Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
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A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.
Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.
Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.
Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?
Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.
Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.
Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?
Supersmartgirl1: Sure....
by USB Schooler September 25, 2011
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Get the forced speedfapping mug.It's the action of when someone makes the face that IShowSpeed made when a viewer who wanted to beat him in Fortnite for a prize said "Please Speed I need this", "My mom is kind of homeless". While breaking down in tears. Speed was attempting not to laugh. It is usually done when cringing at something
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