R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

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Dutch Strudel

The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.

I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.

by Crumbed December 23, 2023

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ferrari strategy

term used when your life is absolutely and completely fucking with you

hows your life bro?
its a fucking ferrari strategy
im sorry bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

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ferrari strategists

a bunch of twats

my life is made by ferrari strategists bro

by liveinf1 January 20, 2024

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Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.

Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.

by NotGvm December 1, 2023

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