Girls can say this phrase when a cute boy is around and they want to tell their friends discretely. It is just another way to say a guy is hot or cute.
Pretend a cute boy comes onto the subway. You tell your friend that my straightener is hot. She will get the idea that there is a cute boy around.
by gocrazy54 October 23, 2010
Get the My straightener is hot mug.1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
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of a group of people who commit to a lifestyle free of drugs and alcohol, because those things are stupid
abbreviated as "sXe" or "xxx"
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theres like four straightedge kids in our school, the other thousand or so get crunk at least twice a week
by mountain harold June 1, 2006
Get the straightedge mug.1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.
2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.
2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
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