Shiffert

The name that one calls another when they want to slaughter a pig.

girl 1:'SHIFFERT ITS TIME TO BREE BREE THE PIG!!'

by BC13 mofos August 25, 2010

Muff Sniffer

Another name given to a man or lesbian eating out a pussy especially when putting some nose into it.

Hot Girl: Damn, Steve is such a good muff sniffer. He even said it smells like country flowers!

by yaaaaay. March 8, 2009

Poo sniffer

A gay(homosexual)male. A man that likes cock and balls in his face.

Juan told Julio hat his ass hurt. He had no idea he was a poo sniffer. Getting paid cash under the table and getting welfare was cool, especially since he doesn't pay any taxes and is actually more racist than the gringos.

by Down in your valley September 8, 2014

jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Jock Sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.

by PrinceAliAliBaBa May 24, 2019