Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

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Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.

Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper

by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025

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When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

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When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

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The lack of desire to check up or hang out with people ; even the ones you love the most!

I've been in such an introvert's slump lately, I haven't seen or even texted my BFF in over a week!

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