Shlitter

The spot between your shitter and clit.

I rubber her shlitter and made her orgasm.

by Brwngrl885 April 15, 2023

Splitteglate

Headphone cord spiguette

I love chewing on splitteglate

by I like chewing on headphones July 19, 2023

Shlitter

When you watch a movie trailer and it leaves you in absolute awe and pining for the movie release.. only to find months later the movie is shit.
All that glitters...is shit.

Nigel couldn't wait to watch that film he'd watched the glittering trailer for at least 100 times, only to discover it was a total piece of shit and a waste of time and money. That trailer was 'Shlitter'.

by HandShAndy98♧ September 13, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023