Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006

Santa Maria

The other Little Tijuana located on the central coast in California. Its thirty minutes South of SLO and about 45 min North of Santa Barbara. What use to be a beautiful valley now looks like a city land fill.

Facebook Now has a page that a few thousand people feel that crossing over the Santa Maria Border feels like going into mexico aka Tijuana .

Also know for having the worlds best Strawberries and Santa Maria Stlye BBQ and Tri-tip.

You are sure this isn't little Tijuana?
Sadly yes this is Santa Maria!

by bubbles234 February 21, 2011

santa maria

a slutty girls school in the nothern suburbs of melbourne who have shit teachers and pornstars for students.

"hey alessandra on our free period wanna go get laid?" "yeah cos santa maria sucks ass..mm i wouldnt mind doing that actually."

by hairydick February 11, 2008

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

santal

Santal is a sexy, beautiful, lovely lady who no-one can resist. Excels in the bosoms department, french, and sex - see marie.

marie: shit.
krys: what is it, ho?
marie: ....i have obsessive santal disorder.

by bosoms oui December 25, 2009

eric santana

KKK unclefucka bitch dildo licker also a gay stupid dick he likes cock ( not the animal one ) also they suck penis blood and have red eyes

Man I got attacked by a Wild Eric Santana

by Kkklover May 9, 2014