santal

Santal is a sexy, beautiful, lovely lady who no-one can resist. Excels in the bosoms department, french, and sex - see marie.

marie: shit.
krys: what is it, ho?
marie: ....i have obsessive santal disorder.

by bosoms oui December 25, 2009

Santal

A beautiful and amazing woman who is extremely cultured and well read. She’s down to go clubbing or study international law any day of the week.

“I’m Santal.”

“Omg! What a flex!”

by Mdizzle Obvio August 21, 2022

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.

I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!

by Acriimony August 4, 2019

roman sandal

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

by Dukes69 December 8, 2021

Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

Santan Dave

One of the best upcoming rappers in the U.K right now. Loads of potential to become the best, body of a 19 year old but brain of a 35 year old.

Santan Dave is one wise fella

by ManLike10 November 20, 2017