salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 5, 2010

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.

"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."

by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011

Salt in the Fire

to FUCK SHIT UP

You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!

by The Settler of CATAN June 14, 2011

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 16, 2014

salt supreme

A completely salty individual. Generally in a position of leadership, or assumed leadership. The kind of guy who would punch you in the throat for calling him salt supreme.

The kind of prick that uses a vape everywhere.

"I will bust yo ass."
"Damn Bobby you are a salt supreme."

by acmorgan March 5, 2015

Saltmateship

A relationship between two saltmates.
Saltmates: Two people who are salty together

saltmateship: More than a friendship and a little less than a relationship

by SaltyQ February 2, 2016