Spider Inforcer

"A subspecies of spider person that was created by the Webb of life and destiny to defend other spider totems from threats like the inheritors and other multiversal threats"

"Spider inforcers are typically bulkier than other spider people and poses lots of unique powers across different individuals"

"Spider inforcers typically come to be in universes with other spider totems already present but they can also appean in a universe where they are the only spider person"

An example of this includes the very first spider inforcer called "Blue-Spider" from "earth 14-K" who dose not share a universe with other spider people

"Spider inforcers are typically more aggressive to those they consider a threat

And will likley attack them immediately"

"Only a spider inforcer can kill me. And you are not a spider inforcer"

"Spider inforcers are scary"

by Blue_spider September 13, 2023

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.

I'm getting Rectal Spiders! OH JESUS

by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015

cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.

Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.

by MrBooze November 17, 2016

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017