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Shocker

N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack

"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
by Chiefnutz December 28, 2005
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Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.
Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008
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Soccer mom

That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.
by fuck off nigger May 14, 2003
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Sookermany

Sorry about my nephew Sebastian's definition of "Sookermany", but in fact it is a name that was given to a man. If broken into three parts e.g. "Sooker", "man", & "y", it truly transalate thus: Sooker = Sugar, Man = man and y = yes. In modern terms, it really means Sugarmanyes. Ah tellin' yuh, we sweet too bad !!!
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fuck sucker

This term could have a few different meanings:
1. Refers to the act of sucking fuck juices.
2. Refers to the act of collecting fuck juices, adding a hardening agent, a little sugar and making a sucker and/or lollie pop.
3. Refers to a vampiric man/creature that sucks fuck.
4. A deraugatory term that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
1. After have sex, the man goes down and slurps up the juices. Woman: "Yeah, you're bad little fuck sucker aren't you? Suck that fuck juice!"

2. "Want to go to the store and grab some fucksuckers?"

3. "I'm going suck your fuck! Muhuhahahaha!"

4. "Hey, what's up Fuck Sucker?"
by Brian_H January 7, 2008
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mother sucker

Best pronounced as 'motha sucka', it is the edited version of mother fucker
by M-Dizzle October 15, 2003
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