Slooperis

When two magnetic forces (Lamperis and Sloop) are combined, creating a spark too strong for the average eye. A balance of messy and refined class. Slooperis is an unmistakable mixture of madness, juking, texting and picture posing (MJTPP). Must consist of all four components between the hours of 11pm and 3am. To initiate Slooperis for the evening ahead, one of the two parties must yell/text "SLOOPERIS!". Slooperis is usually found in all black, and can provide a pocket mirror and a lighter at a moments notice.

A little Slooperis never hurt nobody

by Mi$$ Monday April 20, 2011

sloopery

when you use poop to lubricate one's anus for the purpose of sexual penetration.

i made sure that ass was good and sloopery before i hit it!

by razzwolf May 20, 2020

scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs

Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"

by Judmeister May 5, 2010

Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.

Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

by Byron Masters May 18, 2011

shoopopsicles

It means stupid amounts of love that no other word can describe!!

I love you shoopopsicles and shoopopsicles

by sidewalksurfer7 July 1, 2013

shoops

Blend form of "shit" and "oops", means small or accidental mistake which is not serious.

1.Did you call your mom?

-Oh, Shoops. I forgot it.

2. Can you edit this file for me?

-Shoops, I deleted your file. I am sorry.

by PrincessesApril November 14, 2017

Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.

"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"

by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009