Skeet Bitch 

Universal Phrase used to insult someone or make fun of something.

"If you dont smoke weed, you are a skeet bitch"

"Fixies are for skeet bitches"

"I went to this party, and Connor called everyone there a skeet bitch"

"Frank called some hipster a skeet bitch, then smacked the kid with his own U-lock"

"Mike get out here and smoke with us you skeet bitch!"

"Lauren is a skeet bitch"

Skeet Bitch by restinpissnodoubt November 2, 2009

donkey skeeter 

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

donkey skeeter by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

Skeet 

To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"

She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.

Skeet by Phrank January 5, 2004

skeet skeet

the act of ejaculating all over the face of an unfortunate victom

"so i was walking in the hall then i saw kasey so i had to stop to do a little skeet skeet"

skeet skeet by Preston O'Hara February 11, 2007

skeet er done

When you are having a one night stand and you blow your load on a chic. When your done you say skeet er done and shove her out the door!

oh baby your soooo good! oh oh oh... alright..skeet er done! Im sorry baby, im gonna have to ask you to leave!!!

skeet er done by ronisha March 11, 2008

Skeeter 

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

Skeeter by Dagmar Geech September 13, 2005

Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

Get skeeted on by Biomechanical December 2, 2005