Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.

shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.

by barkingcats July 17, 2023

Shittingbourne

Commonly referred to the Kent town sittingbourne. The town consists of small minded townsman who believe that the whole world revolves around living in the me9-me12 postcodes and nowhere else. If you do come across this saying you will have finally met a human being who understands they live in such a Pathetic and chavvy area. Stay away from murston, Kemsley Quinton and Milton or you’ll probably get robbed by some 23 yo pikey who uses phrases like gauga bread and muvers die.

People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.

Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.

Person 1: “fancy a night out in shittingbourne?”

Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”

by Monkeytennis22 August 23, 2023

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

Shitting bricks

In a lot of trouble or in a bad position

Did your girlfriend find out about your other hoes?

Yeah man and im 'Shitting bricks' right now

by @1giggz June 8, 2023