Dirty Shirley

When a female fingers a males ass and then wipes the poop covered finger across his upper lip. The female equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez.

“Last night I gave my date a Dirty Shirley. Haven’t heard from him, so not sure if he liked it or not.”

by Mittit October 30, 2022

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

Bored shitless

To be so bored that shit flies out of your ass.

Person 1: I'm so bored during this class.
Person 2: Yeah, i'm bored shitless

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Kathleen Shirley

your mom

kathleen shirley yo momma

by You are a Gift! February 20, 2025

fine shitler

A girl who is a Nazi but is also bad as hell

Jared: Did you see that girl beat up that Jew
Austin: Who cares bro she’s some fine shitler

by Schmeeglecrob June 24, 2025

Adolf shitler

When you link some one in a bathroomroom while someone else is shiting in the bathroom. The victim is gassed with shit fumes.

Bro Linda adolf shitlered last night

by Usbendidj August 13, 2025

Pulling a Shitler

Waiting till your significant other is in the shower then going shit and piss in the toilet without flushing, also turn off the lights and fan as you leave

Pulling a Shitler on my wife cost me the house, 3 kids and the dog....it was totally worth it.

by Lejes August 4, 2022