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monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.
by dwoper1 July 5, 2017
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cunt slinging whore

A non-classy lady who slings her cunt just as a whore would.
Catrina is a cunt slinging whore, from WAY back
by A-kkk21 December 3, 2017
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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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Free Swinging

When a girl doesn't wear a bra and her tits are out, comparable to free balling but for girls.
Damn dem titties be free swinging
by Parm and Mike December 7, 2018
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Hash Slinging Slasher

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
by juicyjay0893 January 8, 2019
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Web Slinging

When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
by tweetytweetytwat July 19, 2019
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Jewelry Singing

Drip down from head to my toe,
Shit was singing,
Implying that the Jewelry Singing DUMBASS NIGGA HASAN
by Nananetic January 3, 2022
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