Shafed

To get Shafed can be many things. It can be being forced to smell someones asshole. It can be being burned while sitting around chillin in your shop. It could also be being hounded by the biggest Goddamn stickler in the fuckin' place tellin you how to do shit. To get Shafed is the lowest of lows. If you resist the Shafe, Barcus, his loyal henchman, will make you get Shafed like none other.

Dammit, I was just sittin around until he came in, Fuck, i just got Shafed like a mother fucker!

by Joe Navy October 17, 2004

no-shave shame

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.

Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"

by DatBecky November 7, 2010

shave

(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.

Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'

by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.

Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.

by Tiddies the cat May 15, 2016

no-shave november

all men shave on october 31st and then refuse to shave for all of november. at the end of the month, everyone compares beards. girls are not allowed to participate in no-shave november.

wes - dude, are you doing no-shave november ?
ben - yeah of course ! i'm up for any excuse not to shave.

by mmm yeah. November 3, 2009

National shave your pussy month

LADIES IT IS TIME TO SHAVE THAT COOCHIE IDC HOW OLD U ARE ITS TIME PERIDOTTT ALLL YALLL QUEENS GOTTA BE CLEAN FOR UR MANSSS PERIODTTT

can you please shave it’s national shave your pussy month

by BLACKQUEEN💕✨ January 13, 2022

Shave Slap

Slapping someone after they shaved. This is the same as slapping someone after they've had a haircut.

My brother got a shave slap from me after he shaved his full grown beard.

by CaptainGill April 3, 2011