Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

Screen Shitting

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.

Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.

by cox-e December 15, 2014

screen capped

After you do a "screen capture" of a picture or a still of a video, you have in a sense "screen capped" it.

Note: I'm not sure of the best way to spell it, I'm going with the version of "Screen Capping" that has previously been submitted.

I saw this random picture that was in a music video that didn't have images instead of a story with real people. I "screen capped" it to send to you for you to see.

by TimLG June 9, 2014

Screech

This is the name for a group of 3 or more basic girls.

You could hear the screech of basics 3 blocks away.

by cwilleysurban March 6, 2015

screechtard

(n) A person who frequently loses their temper for retarded reasons. An emotional terrorist.

Stop being such a screechtard! There's no reason for you to be upset.

by editorNaN June 25, 2016