Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.

A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.

by Ockerjj April 28, 2022

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a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

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Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017

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Springwater environmental sciences school

The place where king sucks balls

Do you go to springwater environmental sciences school?

by Cralsanchez! June 7, 2022

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science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

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