Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.
by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023
Get the Sexy Samuelmug. Someone who can be narcissistic and easily angered or offended, spends most of their time indoors due to being an introvert(not an issue) always needs to be on top it’s their way or no way, can sometimes not get jobs because of “busy schedule” in some cases this is true in others it is not, has a tendency to complain about one person even if the has been no contact between the 2 for several months, sometimes blames his relationship problems on said person even if the 2 people (the one being blamed and the gf/crush) have no form of communication, in other words samuels can be toxic and narcissistic, meanwhile others are more like able and positive!
Person 1: Samuel is being really annoying, he keeps complaining to my girlfriend about me, we haven’t even talk or hangout for months!
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel
by God 2.5 August 8, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. 
by ItzSamme November 23, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. by meow12:: March 14, 2023
Get the samuel farmermug. Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
Get the Samuel Nortonmug. Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blakemug.