Swag

1. (n)- a person's douche quotient
2. (adj.)- an object that will likely increase a person's douche quotient (in form swaggy)
3. an interjection commonly used to increase one's douche quotient

When Bob wore his swaggy snapback, everyone thought he was a douche.

by amused_lemon November 2, 2014

swag

Scertly we are gay

Dude:ahh yo I got so Munch swag tho bro
Smart person:uh scertly we are gay

by ohh kill em terio January 19, 2014

SWAG

Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

The amount of fuel on board the aircraft before it crashed into the sea was the pilot's best SWAG.

by Meatbatter May 27, 2017

SWAG

Possibly the most hideous sounding word conceivable. Not only does it hurt my tongue to say, it also fills my stomach with a horrible nauseating feeling. Swag is a word synonymous with the absolute lowest societies. Those with swagger choose to wear only the most trashy clothes and scorn sophistication as well as good taste in general. They are the very embodiment of Nietzsche's slave morality!

After he claimed to have "swag," I lost all respect for him entirely.

by Prince_Steven January 4, 2015

Swag

An incredibly stupid person or a doofus. Most people us this word in the wrong sense.

Person 1:I have so much swag
Person 2: So you mean your a doofus?

by George Lohan February 26, 2015

Swag

The amount of awesomeness someone has.

Lauren: Yo whats up guys ?

Katie: Nothing. Hey lauren did you know that adam has more

swag than me ?!?!

Lauren: Ya of course.....

Adam : Wow thanks katie :')

by Loberto19 August 30, 2011

SWAG

Sexy
With
A bit of
Gangster

he's got swag" "whats that?" "sexy with a bit of gangster

by M.Harbach July 9, 2011