A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.
by MerrittKid November 12, 2012
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Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status
by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020
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An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these
Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason
Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait
Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait
by YellowChad November 22, 2022
Get the Shitpost Status mug.by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003
Get the Master of the Stratosphere mug.Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
by Sweet13ness February 18, 2009
Get the Status-Bomb mug.He chris, why does your g Status say your taking it up the but? did you leave your email account open at the apple store again? haha
by UD10 May 15, 2011
Get the g Status mug.In reference to Ice-T's H.A.M. of a wife.
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Erin: Damn! You see 'ol girl crossing the street.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
by Dee N Erin August 25, 2008
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