steakhouse stiffy

When someone is sleeping, get at least 3 men to give them anal sex.

Hey!!, when he is sleeping, im gonna give her a steakhouse stiffy. That will get him back from last halloween.

by Beast from da middle east December 20, 2010

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars

"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"

by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.

Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019

Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 14, 2016