Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
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Get the Spiritual Kung-Fu mug.When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
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A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"
"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
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Christians in more modern churches, often named, "Evangelistic" or "Baptist" Churches will worship along to music that is designed and played so that it builds to certain musical and often lyrical climaxes to create a feeling of Ultimate Spiritual Satisfaction, also perceived as feeling God drawing near to the heart.
Christians in more modern churches, often named, "Evangelistic" or "Baptist" Churches will worship along to music that is designed and played so that it builds to certain musical and often lyrical climaxes to create a feeling of Ultimate Spiritual Satisfaction, also perceived as feeling God drawing near to the heart.
Ned: "Hey Todd did you feel that Spiritgasm?"
Todd: "Sure did dad! I love it when I feel the presence of God! Yay!"
Todd: "Sure did dad! I love it when I feel the presence of God! Yay!"
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