Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

single

the definition of single, you.

"lol look it's single guy ahahahahah"

by hisoka marrow November 23, 2020

A 'single white female'

THIS is what's happening here.

Hym "You are doing A 'single white female' to me. You are CLEARLY trying to set me up with a bipolar girl so you can steal my identity and get the things that should be going to me. You're just trying to swap lives because you can't and weren't ever going to do anything with yours and what you were going to do is fuck a bipolar girl and babysit retards for the rest of your life. And now you are trying to make me do it in your stead by getting people to ignore the substance of what I am saying and then bark buzz-words back it me until I shut up and go away. Because if I don't do that you can't get away with it."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"

Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle

by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021

blunt single

When you hook up with a girl while you are both stoned.

Friend: I saw you leave the party with that chick last night
Me: Yeah we both went back to my place, smoked some OG Kush, and I got a blunt single.

by EyesNHeart December 14, 2013

I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots

No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.

Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025