Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 08, 2019
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Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
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Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.
by Jaylo_rainbo July 16, 2017
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Cock Shock

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
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Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see
Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom
by Tommythecat96 May 17, 2016
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Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”
by Doctorsukandi May 19, 2021
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cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
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