dutch sealed the bang bang

When your dealer successfully receives a delivery of high grade MDMA from the Netherlands.

Mdma just landed dutch sealed the bang bang. Deals on and delivery from 7.30pm. Get at me.

by mundymeme May 15, 2018

Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

by bryant trinh July 13, 2018

Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

thicc seal

Gerald. See below
YouTube.com/cookiecoderbt

Gerald is thicc 4 life

“Thiccness is true to life” yes it is
Thicc seal means great animal

by CookieCoderBT October 14, 2019

Baby seal

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

by Jephjeff January 3, 2020

Lil Salsa

A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)

Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT

by BLYETH February 4, 2020

Chips & Salsa

New term for sex

They did the Chips & Salsa

by Chips & Salsa September 1, 2020