by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018
Get the Screwmug. When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
Get the Screwing with Realitymug. 
v. to fuck
by natalie_118 May 18, 2018
Get the Screwmug. the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
Get the confuse and screwmug. When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.
There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice
by sendhelppls August 21, 2021
Get the screw juicemug. When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Screwmug.